How to Meet Potential Romantic Partners as an Adult
How to Organize Your Self-Help Books
How to Meet Potential Romantic Partners as an Adult and Then Make Them Watch “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” with You for the Tenth Time (in Ten Days)
How to Actually Read Past the Introduction in the Aforementioned Self-Help Books, Instead of Just Talking About That One Chapter Repeatedly to Convince Friends That You’re Doing Really Well
How to Retain Potential Romantic Partners as an Adult
How to Have a Good Time on Your Own, Until You Meet “the One”
How to Be the Only Single Person at a Wedding (Hint: Don’t Try to Start a Conga Line—It Will Draw Attention to You)
How to Remove the Mouse from Your Kitchen, Even if It’s the Only Thing Staving Off Your Loneliness
How to Keep Your Spirits Up After Your Nineteenth Bad Hinge Date
How to Read “How to Not Die Alone” in the Shower
How to Say Goodbye to All Those Pairs of Underwear with the Holes in Them, Like, Come On Already—You’re Acting like a Parody of Yourself
How to Shop for a Home if You’re Not Sure You’ll Ever Start a Family and Also Can’t Afford a Home
How to Name That Mouse in Your Kitchen and Maybe Even Knit It a Little Sweater
How to Prepare Dinner for One
How to Prepare Dinner for One from Crackers and String Cheese Because You’re Too Lazy to Put on Clothes and Go Shopping
How to Get Through the Day Without Consulting wikiHow for Advice on Something That Definitely Can’t Be Taught in a Series of Small, Objective Steps
How to Simulate the Human Touch
How to Cut an Onion Without Crying
How to Go a Week Without Crying
How to Find the Best in Any Situation or Example: the Kitchen Mouse Is Adorable in Its New Sweater
How to Settle
How to Remember That Settling Is Actually Harder Than It Looks, and You Definitely Shouldn’t Feel Bad About Yourself for Failing to Do That, Too
How to Meet Someone
Anyone
How to Abandon the Pretense of a How-to List When Things Get Too Sad
How to Carry On When Your Kitchen Mouse Leaves You, Too
