Elon Musk’s Twitter-Poll Draft Folder

What should I have for breakfast this morning?

  • Lobster chunks in champagne
  • Blood transfusion
  • Cocoa Puffs

What should I name my next child?

  • ExxonMobil
  • SCHEDULE 13D/A, S.E.C. ACT of 1934
  • 69xxx

Should I pay taxes? Too late for this year, but a thought experiment for going forward.

What should the inflation rate be in the next decade? Just to be clear, I have control over it. Think carefully before responding—I will be acting on this poll.

  • Five per cent
  • Fifteen per cent
  • Thirty per cent

Is Twitter dead?

Am I dead?

  • LOL JK I’ll never die. I’ve invested eight billion dollars in curing death.

Do you consider me to be more of a science genius or a business genius? I’m both, but I’m curious what you think.

  • Science
  • Business
  • Both, which is the correct answer

Don’t I look cool when I’m smoking weed?

Should I hire someone funnier than I am to write these polls for me?

Aren’t my sunglasses quite cool?

Should I start referring to the top and bottom answers in these polls as “North Pole” and “South Pole”?

Did everybody get the joke I made in my last tweet?

Should I start tagging my joke tweets with #joke? Because I feel like some of you aren’t getting them.

It was a play on “pole” and “poll.”

  • Ha ha

Who’s the best-looking tech C.E.O.?

  • Elon
  • Jeff Bezos
  • Me
  • Mark Zuckerberg
  • Elon

Should we let Trump back on Twitter?

Too bad. I already decided that I will, because chaos, rage, and misinformation are good for engagement. Oh, shit, this was a note-to-self. Can somebody remove this poll?

Is “Kendall Roy-esque” a compliment? Because I’ve been hearing it a lot.

Did you respect me more or less after I yelled at Taylor Swift for not tweeting enough?

  • More
  • Less
  • No change, because I already respected you the maximum amount

Do people think we’ll be on Mars in 2032?

  • Joke’s on you. I’m already there! #joke

Was Falcon a cool name? Sorry, sorry, wasn’t Falcon a cool name?

Was offering to buy Twitter a mistake?

Wait, does everyone think I paid Time to make me Person of the Year?

  • Yes
  • No
  • I didn’t!!!

Why do you, personally, not follow me?

  • Too many tweets
  • Not enough thirst traps
  • Didn’t know you were on Twitter

Why do you, personally, h8 me?

  • Not enough thirst traps

Would you guys even follow me if not for the rocket-ship thing?

  • Yes
  • No
  • What rocket-ship thing? #joke

Does anybody like me?

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