What You Imagine Your Landlord Is Doing Instead of Fixing Your Broken Toilet

Enjoying a ride on SpaceX.


Taking measurements in your building’s basement for a private wine cellar.


Taking his pet python out for a stroll.


Checking out yachts at the boat show.


Taking a Zoom class.


Scouring Craigslist for appliances and fixtures.


Ignoring your calls while at a landlord convention in Key West.


Making a TikTok to the Genesis song “Get ’Em Out by Friday.”

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